Yaarps

How long do yaarps last? 24 hours? 48 hours? A week? Two months? Obliviously there must be some rule hidden somewhere. However, I will be the first to admit that I haven’t yet figured it out.

I know what you’re saying. You’re saying: “But, Roo, you know the answer to everything! You know all the rules to every stupid word you make up!”

Well, first I’d like to point out that I did not make up ‘yaarp.’ Pleakly did. He called Yaarp Yaarp, not me. I just made up the meaning of yaarp.
I know what you’re saying now: “Well, Roo, what is the meaning of yaarp?”

And the answer is: I’ll tell you when I figure it out.