"Almost"

This is the first song that I made up when my radio's batteries died. See, the radio station that I listen to (Mix 92.5) sometimes plays versions of songs that go with what they're talking about (though half the time I have no idea what the subject is, song or no).

So I only remembered the first line to their parody of "Almost" by Bowling for Soup.

I almost went broke at the gas pump today
When I almost filled up my old Chevrolet
I almost went in to hold up the store
But decided I wouldn't when I tripped in the door
I almost moved on to buy laced lemonade
And I almost got crushed by the Macy Parade

(All 'cause I) Almost bought gas
But that really doesn't cut it
Almost bought gas
I almost wish I hadn't seen the price!