Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Here Forth, I Exist to Power Machines

I found an interesting comment on the musing "Here Forth, I Exist" from "The Eye":

'As you said, we, everyone except you, are all robots, and you exist in "the Matrix", as you call it, solely to power us machines. (Please note the incredible sarcasm.)'

I would just like to say I hadn't thought of that, but it seems rather boring anyway. It's too bad I didn't know this when I first wrote HFIE six billion years ago when I was taking Philosophy and was told that life was the Matrix and only I existed.

I shall have to ponder this farther.

Links

My boyfriend said that I ought to put some links to my stories on here . . . well, gimme a second to go look them up . . .

Okay, I have three stories (currently) posted up on Fanfiction.com. One is an Elfquest story, one is a Lilo and Stitch story, and the other is a . . . well, it's about crazy stuff that's happened in the bandroom at my school. If you search by author, it's TheMaskedCokie.

Okay. I hope you (my boyfriend) are happy now.

UPDATE Since I said links, I will try to make a link. But you could be nicer about it. If this doesn't work, I apologize now.

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    Monday, March 28, 2005

    A Source of Pride

    I am what I suppose one would call “talented.” Music, that is. Music is my passion.

    But this musing is not about music. Well, it is, but not exactly. You see, recently, my band teacher invited a man who teaches at some university somewhere to come to my school and talk about writing music. For my senior project, I wrote a piece I named A Tune for Baby Kyra. So I played it at the concert that night.

    But BEFORE the concert there was a workshop of sorts to help with the music. And he did. His name was Mr. Gaggerpuff or something. I must’ve mispronounced his name several times that afternoon and even more that evening.

    HOWEVER, this is not about the evening. You see, when I was leaving to go home before the concert, I accidentally heard Mr. Gaggerpuff tell my band teacher that I had talent when it came to writing music.

    I paused for a moment, smiling at myself. I turned only to see that I was not meant to hear the comment, as it was not directed at me. Oh, I wish I could have seen my face.

    You see, only a few days before, I had decided I wanted to write music for a living, rather than teach.

    This morning, my teacher confronted me between classes. “Mr. Gaggerpuff,” he said, “told me that you seem to have great potential. That you already have a grasp of how to go about writing music.”

    I smiled at him, but it meant had meant more to me when I wasn’t suppose to have heard it.

    Kyra’s Easter Egg Hunt

    I think at this point I should point out my younger sister had a baby some months ago. About nine. So the little baby is my niece, Kyra Leianne. This year will be her first Easter.

    So I had Twimmy hide the plastic eggs so we could practice finding them. I was surprised at how fast Kyrie caught on. She found two eggs before I did. Whenever she found an egg, she would “hand” it to her mother (She hasn’t quite discovered how to let go yet, but she held her egg out).

    My mother, Kyra’s Grammy, decided to get out Kyra’s new pink Easter egg basket. Well, babies will be babies. She wanted to play with the basket (it made such a nice hat) rather than look for Easter Eggs.

    And when I finally hid the basket, Kyra decided she wanted to go in the kitchen and see what was for dinner. No matter how many times I pulled her back into the living room and put her directly in front of the Easter eggs, she would crawl back to the kitchen.

    It's funny. I always said she was a tricky one.

    Here forth, I Exist

    Getting very philosophical here, I exist because I know I think. Therefore you do not exist, since I don’t know that you think. I’ve gotta remember this for the rest of the time I’m writing. Apparently, everyone else is a robot (including Mandy, my cat) without a soul and I live in something like the Matrix. And I live such an exciting life. (Please note the incredible sarcasm.)

    But if everybody else doesn’t exist, what is the point of this matrix?

    The Malakweesta Flu

    Unless you are one of the twelve people who know me, I bet you don’t know what the Malakweesta Flu is. Well, it’s simple to explain. See, the Malakweesta Flu is a cold that comes on in the late spring or summer. When it’s too hot to have a cold, like 108 degrees Fahrenheit.

    The only time I can remember having the Malakweesta Flu is April 2004. Yes, that is the month I am writing this. Yes, I am in possession of the Malakweesta Flu.

    Anyway, it isn’t 108˚ outside, just 75 or 80, but remember, I live in Washington State where it rains for NINE months straight. On the Westside at least.

    Maybe you’re curious about the word “Malakweesta” and you looked it up in the dictionary. Unless I’m really famous and new dictionaries with my terminology have been made, it wasn’t there. Malakweesta is a Stitch word (surprised, are you?) that in my lingo translates to “summertime.” Hoo knows about Flu. Apparently it means cold.

    UPDATE!!! I learned the meaning of Flu. It is practically the same as allergies.

    ANOTHER UPDATE!!! Do you know who the KINSSA are? Well, anyway, their race died out because of the Malakweesta flu. I guess some people just can’t handle colds.

    Yaarps

    How long do yaarps last? 24 hours? 48 hours? A week? Two months? Obliviously there must be some rule hidden somewhere. However, I will be the first to admit that I haven’t yet figured it out.

    I know what you’re saying. You’re saying: “But, Roo, you know the answer to everything! You know all the rules to every stupid word you make up!”

    Well, first I’d like to point out that I did not make up ‘yaarp.’ Pleakly did. He called Yaarp Yaarp, not me. I just made up the meaning of yaarp.
    I know what you’re saying now: “Well, Roo, what is the meaning of yaarp?”

    And the answer is: I’ll tell you when I figure it out.

    Matty and Merrick

    So say you’re going to go babysitting two little kids who couldn’t possibly do anything wrong because they’re angels.
    Well, those angels you’re thinking about have this game they like to play. They count to one thousand. Sound harmless? Far from it. The name of the game is, in fact, One Thousand Lego Pickup.

    An Introduction

    I should like to say that this is most probably going to be a collection of random musings that I have been known to make. I have a collection on a floppy disk that I am always adding to, so I think that I shall put some of them in this blog.